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In
Middle Eastern Islamic countries it is not only a sin, but a crime
as well, to eat a lamb that you've had sex with. |
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The
left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed
men. The opposite is true for lefties. |
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It
takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches. |
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According
to the Kinsey Institute "Among boys raised on farms, about 17
percent experience orgasm as the product of animal contact which occur
sometime after the onset of adolescence.
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Seventy
percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. (Poll taken
in a 1995 popular women's magazine). |
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The
same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual
attraction, phenyl ethylamine, is also found in chocolate. |
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Oneirogmophobia
is the fear of wet dreams. |
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The
word "vanilla" comes from the Latin word vagina, because
of the vanilla pod's resemblance to the female genitalia. |
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The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. |
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Sex
actually relieves headaches...A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. |
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Sex
is an instant cure for mild depression...It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaves you with
a feeling of well-being. |
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There
is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. |
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Sex
is a beauty treatment...Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth. |
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Ecouteurism
is listening to others having sex without their consent. |
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Sex
is a safe sport...It stretches and tones up just about every muscle
in the body. |
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The
human brain cannot tell the difference between a sneeze and an orgasm. |
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Sex
is a natural antihistamine...A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose. |
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Four
percent of American women own no undergarments. |
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According
to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures
13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. |
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Endytophilia
(n): desire to keep one's clothes on during lovemaking. |
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White
people are more likely to cheat on their spouses than any other racial
group or so say American private detectives. In a study of 1722 cases
of "marital disloyalty", they also discovered that men are
more likely to have affairs in the month of December, while women
prefer July. |
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At
least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen
oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
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Did
you know?... A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen,
containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. |
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A
survey shows that 56% of workers have had sex at work, and that the
boss's desk is the most popular place for action! |
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Semen
is the most common body fluid found in hotel rooms... |
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The
initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of
comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per
hour. |
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Given
today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the
typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the
529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. |
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During
orgasm, the heart averages 140 beats per minute. |
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The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during
the last trimester. |
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Did
you know?... "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing,
thinking about or having an erect penis. |
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A
survey conducted by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed
that the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual men and
women was a heterosexual encounter. |
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Whipped
cream, ice-cream and chocolate spread
they are the three foods
30% of women would most like to lick off their partner's body - UK
newspaper survey. |
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Couples
who stare into each other's eyes for more than a minute will end up
fighting or having sex according to a US study.... |
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Cold
showers do not dampen overactive libidos. On the contrary, they stimulate
your sex drive. An English study, undertaken for thrombosis research,
found cold showers improved circulation, strengthened the immune system,
and led to a heightened sex drive. The cold water appears to increase
testosterone levels in men and estrogen levels in women. |
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Harvard
Medical School researchers found only 1% of heart attacks are triggered
by sex, 10% caused by jumping out of bed. |
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Of
the people who die suddenly during sex, 80% are in the act of cheating
on their spouses - British Journal of Clinical Practice. |
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35%
of men are unhappy with the size of their
you know. |
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A
healthy man can produce 70 million sperm everyday. So does a guinea
pig... |
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One
in 5 men said they would make a pass at their best friend's girlfriend,
but only one out of 30 women said they would do the same. |
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Did
you know?...For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages. |
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Minks
have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours. |
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The
chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse
session at an average of three seconds.
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Most
turkeys and giraffes are bisexual. |
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An adult
gorilla's penis is only two inches long. |
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Both
humans and fish share a common sexual practice -- fellatio. |
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The
penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability
to scoop out male rival's semen. |
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Both
humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group
sex. |
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The
penguin only has one single orgasm in a year. |
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The
rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long. |
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The
Black Widow spider eats her mate during or after sex. |
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A bull
can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation. |
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The
sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant. |
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The
female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this small problem,
the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female. |
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The
female Praying Mantis eats her mate after sex. During the act the
female will hook her large arms around to hold him in place and start
nibbling away. The sex drive is so strong in the male that he can
continue to copulate even if his partner gets a little peckish before
he's finished. |
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The
male tick doesn't have a penis. Instead, he uses his nose to sniff
out the females vagina. Once he's made it large enough by poking his
nose around, he turns round and deposits his seamen. |
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The
oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes
a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to being female.
It may go back and forth many times. |
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The
desert rat makes the rabbit look a little useless in the Don Juan
stakes. The desert rat can have sex up to 120 times an hour. |
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The
most successful X-rated movie of all time is 'Deep Throat'. It cost
less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million
dollars. |
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The
word pornography' comes from the Greek meaning the "writings
of prostitutes". |
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Did
you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime
time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. |
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The
world's greatest lover was King Mongut of Siam. He had 9,000 wives.
Before dying of syphilis, he was quoted in saying he only loved the
first 700. |
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Did
you know?... Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th
century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and
a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. |
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In Shakespeare's
day, a lusty female would tuck a peeled apple under her arm then later
offer it to the man she desired. The pheromone soaked "love apple"
supposedly induced desire in the same way musk perfumes (which mimic
our natural pheromones) do today. |
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Did
you know?... The "F" word is actually an acronym. It dates
back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely under populated
due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued
an official order... to replenish the population. Hence the phrase
"Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday
language. |
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It was
considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century
to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded
and adorned with bows and ribbons. Thank goodness today they have
poodles
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In
Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms
at sea. |
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In Ancient
Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver,
ivory and glass. |
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While
nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was
considered indecent if he had an exposed erection. |
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Sex
education was first introduced into English schools in 1889. |
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Cleopatra
invented her own diaphragm from camel's poop. |
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Egyptians
inserted stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy. (It worked
kind of like the modern IUD by preventing implantation). |
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The
condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500s. |
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Napoleon's
penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000. |
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In
Medieval France, unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through
town while naked. |
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An 18th
century prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing
to join the opera. |
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In Hong
Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband,
but may only do so with her bare hands. |
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Horny
town, North Carolina has banned all massage parlors. |
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During
the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you would be burned
at the stake, along with the other party to your crime. |
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In Cali,
Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband. The first time
it happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. |
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In Liverpool,
saleswomen are only allowed to be topless in tropical fish stores. |
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In Minnesota,
it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. |
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It is
illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official
business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. |
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An ordinance
in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while
standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! |
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If you
were a female citizen of the church of Aphrodite in Paphos, Cyprus,
before you could be married you had to prostitute yourself to a stranger. |
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In Oblong,
Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing
on your wedding day. |
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Masturbation
is outlawed in French Guiana because of the "danger it presents
to the masturbator." The law notes that such a physical act "is
recognized as a common cause of insanity." |
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Bozeman,
Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of
the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown... if they're
nude. |
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In Carlsbad,
New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle
during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has
drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. |
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Clinton,
Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people
having sex in a car. |
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